Quote of the day

This one is from "Everybody Loves Raymond." Raymond convinces his wife to let him stay home to work on a book while she takes the kids on a camping trip. She warns him that if he doesn't work, she will hurt him. So, of course she comes home a day early, and he walks in the door a few minutes later with his golf clubs in hand....

Raymond: Listen, I know exactly what you're thinking....

Deborah: Oh, really...? THEN WHY AREN'T YOU PROTECTING YOURSELF?!?